Brittany Spears

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First Brittany dropped K-Fed,
Now she's shaven her head,
Did she get drunk,
Go monk, or punk,
Or start channeling Sinnead instead?

Head to Toe
Brittany has shown more skin,
Even than Paris, now when-
From her head to her crotch,
We've seen every swatch,
Oops! She did it again!