Saturday, April 14, 2007

Heather Locklear - 11 Year Itch

Heather Locklear divorced Motley Crue,
Now it's quits with Bon Jovi too,
So the next question big,
Is where's the new gig,
The Beatles, the Stones, or the Who?

Heather's a tad sentimental,
For guys who wax instrumental,
But she's canned her rock drummer,
And now exed-out her strummer,
Is this fondness for bands detrimental?

Musicians make Heather quite hot,
With rockers most hard she's besot,
'Cause from Tommy's drumsticks,
To Richie's hot licks,
Band members seem to find her soft spot!

Store here: Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora's Divorce Final
and here: Sambora Blindsided by Locklear's Divorce Announcement

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