Nancy Pelosi in Syria

House Maid?
In Syria where Nancy turns cheek,
They already think women weak,
And at home we all wonder,
At this tactical blunder,
Our Speaker should know when to speak!

Two Story House
Nancy Pelosi is off to grandstand,
In Syria she's playing her hand,
But whatever she's thinkin',
Best remember Abe Lincoln,
A "House" divided cannot long stand!

But Syriously....
In Syria where Nancy talks truce,
Women have one basic use,
But there's nothing mysterious,
Why they're takin' her serious,
'Cause any goose has its' use in a ruse!

Story here:
Pelosi Meets Syrian President
and here:
Pelosi stops by Saudi council